The Bachelor Recap: Week 3: Tonsil Hockey Gone Wrong

Ok, let’s just get this out of the way. SHARLEEN IS THE WORLDS MOST AWKWARD KISSER ON THE PLANET. She may be the worlds most awkward opera singer in the world. More on this later. Last night episode included the following: 1. Lots of crying 2. Lots of spit swapping 3. Some awkward group dates…

The Bachelor Recap: Week 2: Queen Victoria

So….I have to be honest…I hate the bachelor. Like really hate it (Im still going to watch because I’m so invested at this point and I have GOT to see what sorta cat fights that Kelly chick starts…). Last night did nothing to change my mind on that front. Where to begin… Can anyone explain…

A Newbs Guide to The Bachelor.

I don’t watch the bachelor on the reg. I watched the first few seasons and then after the epic love story that is Tristan and Ryan I felt like it was all down hill from there. What could top that perfect, made for tv relationship that gave all other dating show contestants hope…nothing I tell…