The Bachelor Recap Week 8 ::I Juan-a meet your family::

HOMEEEE TOWNNNNNN DATE. The week is finally here. The week where we finally get to meet all the peeps these 4 lovely ladies have been word vomitting about for the past 8 weeks. The people who are so important to these girls that they just left them for a month to be on a TV…

The Bachelor Recap Week 7 ::Dear Diary::

This weeks recap will come in the form of Juan Pablos diary entry… Querido Diario (Dear Diary)- Hola mi amigo! We are in Miami! I am so excited to get to see mi familia and most importantly my numero uno KAHMEELAAAAA. It was fun to fake drive around the city and pull up to the…

The Bachelor Recap Week 6 ::Juan-a go home?::

8 girls left +1 mumbling Venezuelan dumb dumb= One awkward situation. Da girlies skid addle from Vietnam to New Zealand (upgrade) for a week of sheep, green, big bouncing balls, and hobbits. Just like every other week…we start…with a one on one date. Now, these chicks can do the math (or so it appears that…

The Bachelor Recap ::Week 5:: Do you JUAN a tissue?

The past few weeks…have just been one big warm up session to the big sob fest from doe eyed, nothing in the brain, shear (get it cuz shes a hair stylist) trampy, crazy town that is Clare. Hello Trampy Clare, so glad you could join us. You make for good TV amidst an INCREDIBLY BORING…

The Bachelor Recap:: Week 4:: Seoul Juanderful

Get it…Seoul…cuz they were in South Korea…and Juanderful cuz his names Juan and it sounds like “won”….heh….heh….heh…. Last night was a collection of hot mess city. HOT MESS.     The gaggle of geese are told they are going to South Korea!! And we all know that 90% of them had no clue where they…