The Bachelor Recap Week 6 ::Juan-a go home?::

8 girls left +1 mumbling Venezuelan dumb dumb= One awkward situation. Da girlies skid addle from Vietnam to New Zealand (upgrade) for a week of sheep, green, big bouncing balls, and hobbits. Just like every other week…we start…with a one on one date. Now, these chicks can do the math (or so it appears that…

The Bachelor Recap ::Week 5:: Do you JUAN a tissue?

The past few weeks…have just been one big warm up session to the big sob fest from doe eyed, nothing in the brain, shear (get it cuz shes a hair stylist) trampy, crazy town that is Clare. Hello Trampy Clare, so glad you could join us. You make for good TV amidst an INCREDIBLY BORING…

The Bachelor Recap:: Week 4:: Seoul Juanderful

Get it…Seoul…cuz they were in South Korea…and Juanderful cuz his names Juan and it sounds like “won”….heh….heh….heh…. Last night was a collection of hot mess city. HOT MESS.     The gaggle of geese are told they are going to South Korea!! And we all know that 90% of them had no clue where they…

If I was recasting The Challenge…

So, this season of Challenge Rivals 2, is full on. The fights, the hook ups, the glass throwing, the rap making and taping it under a glass table, it’s all happening (oh are we the only ones that still watch this in our age group?….get back on the band wagon world). Theres always this “rookies…