Bachelorette Recap: Knock Outs, Drowned rats, and Bad Jokes.

Welp, here we go, it’s date timeeeeeee. First week of group dates and there are already some characters starting to emerge. You have Jared, who seriously looks like he is in his senior year at Hogwarts Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or Vampire School. Either way, homeboy does some dark magic in the back section…

BYE BRIT. Oh…um, spoiler?

AND WE’RE BACK. (Live blogging in hopes of providing a more accurate depiction of what my brain thinks during this episode…you are warned). We last left Brit sitting dramatically in front of that fire place and there she still sits…man her butt must be tired after an entire 24 hour pause of events and to…

The Bachelor Recap: The women tell all…

This is what ABC titles the “reunion” show right before the big finale. Do we agree with this term? Cuz…I didn’t hear anything but a bunch of scorned women jumping on the “he didn’t ask me any questions about myself” train that Andi started. I think it should be called “He didn’t pick us, Boo”…

The Bachelor Recap Week 8.5 :: It’s NOT OK::

I applaud ABC for their masterful editing to make it seem like Juan Pablo was a giant d-bag to all 3 girls on the fantasy suite date…Kudos…You masterful manipulators you. I settled in last night, expecting an evening of just utter drama and sob-festness. Instead, I got 3 really boring make-out sessions and one self-involved…

The Bachelor Recap Week 8 ::I Juan-a meet your family::

HOMEEEE TOWNNNNNN DATE. The week is finally here. The week where we finally get to meet all the peeps these 4 lovely ladies have been word vomitting about for the past 8 weeks. The people who are so important to these girls that they just left them for a month to be on a TV…