Emma “Speed Demon” Goggin…2nd Place.

P: “I signed Emma up for the Wizards Baby Race” L: “The What?” P: “The baby race at the wizards game on new years day” L:” Ha, that’s awesome, but she’ll never get it…” ….welp…she got it y’all. I told my friend Meghan that I really wanted her to get it because I thought it…

The first public tantrum. Luke 100 – Mom .25 (only bc I didn’t just run away)

People tell you, “oh wait til they hit 3, it’s really bad” …and you think…eh…I’m sure it’s “bad”, but like…manageable. You managed two newborns who slept pretty poorly and survived that…you can handle a simple 3 year old temper tantrum. You hear the stories from friends. A token favorite(and by favorite I mean…it’s awful, but…

Emma Hope ::12 Months::

My little peanut, strawberry haired, snuggly, squishy, smiley, little ray of sunshine…is one. Today marks 53 weeks old….you’ve basically a senior citizen waiting in line for your medicare benefits to come through…Ok, that’s a little bit dramatic, but you’re one toddlin’ step away from no longer being a baby and I’m just not kosher with…

My lil piranha

I’ve never been scared of teeth before. They chew food for me, they’re super handy. In general, I find them enjoyable….until my kid grew a set. He didn’t grow teeth though, I’m pretty certain of it. He grew razor sharp shark teeth that are designed to give me anxiety…this is a joke right? Right?! My…