personal blog

Porky Pig.

I think I gave Shep the wrong animal emoji upon his birth (the things I think about at 3am). I picked a sweet sheep to carry him through the instagram world because…Shepherd…herding sheep…baa baa black sheep, obvious right? However he’s proving that his true spirit animal is actually…..a pig, pig nose one included. CUZ HE…

Dancing Goggins. Get it Kids.

I’ve come out of hiding to share with you potentially the greatest video I have ever taken. There’s dancing. There’s prancing. There’s interpretive movement. There’s a toddler saying he potentially peed in his power ranger costume (he didn’t). There’s costumes. There’s insanity from too many days of rain. There’s just…THIS.

Decision 2017.

Nope, I’m not going to word vomit about our current political climate. Or look back on the great election catastrophe of 2016, cuz ew, simply put, EW….I’m talking about another big decision…one that has plagued my mind for the last few weeks…one that is incredibly important to us here, in newly 4 years old toddler…

We did it.

I’ve attempted to write anything worthy of writing all summer…and fall…and it’s just felt like life was on cruise control and there was nothing witty in my brain to spill out. Welp, the break is done y’all, cuz we went to Walt Disney World with two children under the age of 4, lived to tell…

Can we have a minivan? DERPPPP. NO.

My son has a love affair with minivans. And I have a strong hatred of them. It’s an interesting dilemma. I have lost count of the number of times Luke has asked for a minivan. He’s also asked for another dog, which I have loudly screamed in reply, FAT CHANCE! He saw the doors open…