6 Lanes and 28 Kids.

When I started researching party venues for Luke’s 5th birthday party, it made me want to punch every business owner in the kidneys for how much they charged for these suckers. Literally, in the kidneys. $400 for 90 minutes to use your precious party room and sip on watered down lemonade for only 10 kids…

PFFFFFFFF. That’s the sound of me blowing dust off this thing.

Welp…it’s practically been an entire year since I’ve visited this thing. I had to reset my password…cuz I don’t remember the things anymore, and this thing has blown outta my brain the past year. I’ve replaced long rants and sarcastic life recaps with daily Instagram micro-updates with snarky captions and descriptive emojis (except a ballet…

Somebody pinch me.

I’m just going to put it out there…that I have often felt like my new 4 year old (who can’t wait til hes 10 apparently) has beaten my soul pretty purple over the last year with our ups and downs and just general TODDLERSUCKNESS. Yea, I said it. Three years old behavior is just a great…

Great Wolf Lodge: Chlorine Oasis of the East Coast

When we were talking to Luke about his big 4th birthday plans, he couldn’t make up his mind about where he wanted to throw his party. Everyday it was a different place…this basically told me that he had zero preference and really just wanted cake and to play with his friends. So I got to…

I’m still talking about our Disney trip.

I can’t help it y’all. It’s been rainy and dreary for what seems like an eternity. I forget what the sun looks like. I can’t recall what sky the color is actually supposed to look like…so I am spending too much time reliving the past and daydreaming about sunshiney excursions again. It also helps me forget…