Decision 2017.

Nope, I’m not going to word vomit about our current political climate. Or look back on the great election catastrophe of 2016, cuz ew, simply put, EW….I’m talking about another big decision…one that has plagued my mind for the last few weeks…one that is incredibly important to us here, in newly 4 years old toddler…

Can we have a minivan? DERPPPP. NO.

My son has a love affair with minivans. And I have a strong hatred of them. It’s an interesting dilemma. I have lost count of the number of times Luke has asked for a minivan. He’s also asked for another dog, which I have loudly screamed in reply, FAT CHANCE! He saw the doors open…

I did it! Yes, ME.

Luke just completed his first year of preschool. Let’s use the term “completed” loosely because it’s not as if he had a curriculum or anything he had to “Accomplish” to move on to the next class…only thing he had to do was show up, not bite other kids and get kicked out, and to have…

Ho Ho Ho it’s Jo Jo Jo.

Monday nights are great again. Why? WHY?! You have to ask me why?! Since you asked. IT’S CUZ THE BACHELORETTE IS BACK. And because there is a God, the bachelorette is not Caila with her Snow White princess hair…it is Jo Jo. Sweet, sweet, booze lovin’ Jo Jo with her middle part, ombre hair, and…

Great White Shark, Great White Shark.

I am constantly attempting to get Luke to tell me the things he does at school. This is how our exchanges at pick up often go… Luke get’s in the car all happy and jolly and often sweaty and I dig right in. Tell me all the things tiny one. Mom: Watcha do at school…