I think I gave Shep the wrong animal emoji upon his birth (the things I think about at 3am). I picked a sweet sheep to carry him through the instagram world because…Shepherd…herding sheep…baa baa black sheep, obvious right? However he’s proving that his true spirit animal is actually…..a pig, pig nose one included. CUZ HE…
Tag: parenting humor
It was only 4 French Fries…
I’ll never look at Five Guys French Fries ever the same…and no it has nothing to do with food poisoning or a bad reaction or anything…but because it forced me to endure 8 hours of god awful labor and I forever will be salty towards them (get it…salty…heh heh). I prepared myself to go into…
Happy Five My First Born!
Today, the first born in the Goggin gang turns 5. It’s no exaggeration that Luke has been talking about turning 5…since about the day after he turned 4. Not sure what it is about the age of 5, but Luke thinks it holds a super power. He woke up today and was determined that he…
6 Lanes and 28 Kids.
When I started researching party venues for Luke’s 5th birthday party, it made me want to punch every business owner in the kidneys for how much they charged for these suckers. Literally, in the kidneys. $400 for 90 minutes to use your precious party room and sip on watered down lemonade for only 10 kids…
Dancing Goggins. Get it Kids.
I’ve come out of hiding to share with you potentially the greatest video I have ever taken. There’s dancing. There’s prancing. There’s interpretive movement. There’s a toddler saying he potentially peed in his power ranger costume (he didn’t). There’s costumes. There’s insanity from too many days of rain. There’s just…THIS.
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