Great Wolf Lodge: Chlorine Oasis of the East Coast

When we were talking to Luke about his big 4th birthday plans, he couldn’t make up his mind about where he wanted to throw his party. Everyday it was a different place…this basically told me that he had zero preference and really just wanted cake and to play with his friends. So I got to…

Decision 2017.

Nope, I’m not going to word vomit about our current political climate. Or look back on the great election catastrophe of 2016, cuz ew, simply put, EW….I’m talking about another big decision…one that has plagued my mind for the last few weeks…one that is incredibly important to us here, in newly 4 years old toddler…

I think my 3 year old has a girlfriend.

Look at that face…he’s a real lady killer…APPARENTLY. I’ve always joked that Luke loves the ladies (I should probably stop joking about it…because it is actually fact, COLD HARD FACT), ever since he was a baby he was super fascinated by the blonde bubble guppy Deema and has yet to turn back. He loves all…

Can we have a minivan? DERPPPP. NO.

My son has a love affair with minivans. And I have a strong hatred of them. It’s an interesting dilemma. I have lost count of the number of times Luke has asked for a minivan. He’s also asked for another dog, which I have loudly screamed in reply, FAT CHANCE! He saw the doors open…

Mutant mouth strikes again.

My consistency of word vomiting every thought I have about this Bennerific season of the bachelor has been subpar. But in all honesty, I would just be repeating “Blonde betches be trippin” over and over again or “Oh look, Jubilee is pouting again”, and that would be about it. But last night…Oh…last night. Was the…