The Bachelor Recap: The women tell all…

This is what ABC titles the “reunion” show right before the big finale. Do we agree with this term? Cuz…I didn’t hear anything but a bunch of scorned women jumping on the “he didn’t ask me any questions about myself” train that Andi started. I think it should be called “He didn’t pick us, Boo”…

The Bachelor Recap Week 8.5 :: It’s NOT OK::

I applaud ABC for their masterful editing to make it seem like Juan Pablo was a giant d-bag to all 3 girls on the fantasy suite date…Kudos…You masterful manipulators you. I settled in last night, expecting an evening of just utter drama and sob-festness. Instead, I got 3 really boring make-out sessions and one self-involved…

The Bachelor Recap Week 8 ::I Juan-a meet your family::

HOMEEEE TOWNNNNNN DATE. The week is finally here. The week where we finally get to meet all the peeps these 4 lovely ladies have been word vomitting about for the past 8 weeks. The people who are so important to these girls that they just left them for a month to be on a TV…

The Bachelor Recap Week 7 ::Dear Diary::

This weeks recap will come in the form of Juan Pablos diary entry… Querido Diario (Dear Diary)- Hola mi amigo! We are in Miami! I am so excited to get to see mi familia and most importantly my numero uno KAHMEELAAAAA. It was fun to fake drive around the city and pull up to the…

The Bachelor Recap Week 6 ::Juan-a go home?::

8 girls left +1 mumbling Venezuelan dumb dumb= One awkward situation. Da girlies skid addle from Vietnam to New Zealand (upgrade) for a week of sheep, green, big bouncing balls, and hobbits. Just like every other week…we start…with a one on one date. Now, these chicks can do the math (or so it appears that…