When I started researching party venues for Luke’s 5th birthday party, it made me want to punch every business owner in the kidneys for how much they charged for these suckers. Literally, in the kidneys. $400 for 90 minutes to use your precious party room and sip on watered down lemonade for only 10 kids…
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2016 365 Project: Year in Review
…Ok…I get that it’s February 12th…and that everyone was doing their “Year in review” posts about oh….6 weeks ago, but I finally found a phone app that would do this ALL FOR ME…so in truth, I believe the wait was worth it. We could also say that for once my procrastination just really paid…
Emma “Speed Demon” Goggin…2nd Place.
P: “I signed Emma up for the Wizards Baby Race” L: “The What?” P: “The baby race at the wizards game on new years day” L:” Ha, that’s awesome, but she’ll never get it…” ….welp…she got it y’all. I told my friend Meghan that I really wanted her to get it because I thought it…
Learning to walk….sucks.
There are moments in this world of parenting that you just think to yourself…”I could help…but I’m not gonna”. Last night was one of those nights. Luke is learning to walk. And by that I mean he is attempting to move around the world without looking like a sloth on crack. He has a collection…
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