PFFFFFFFF. That’s the sound of me blowing dust off this thing.

Welp…it’s practically been an entire year since I’ve visited this thing. I had to reset my password…cuz I don’t remember the things anymore, and this thing has blown outta my brain the past year. I’ve replaced long rants and sarcastic life recaps with daily Instagram micro-updates with snarky captions and descriptive emojis (except a ballet…

Dancing Goggins. Get it Kids.

I’ve come out of hiding to share with you potentially the greatest video I have ever taken. There’s dancing. There’s prancing. There’s interpretive movement. There’s a toddler saying he potentially peed in his power ranger costume (he didn’t). There’s costumes. There’s insanity from too many days of rain. There’s just…THIS.

Somebody pinch me.

I’m just going to┬áput it out there…that I have often felt like my new 4 year old (who can’t wait til hes 10 apparently) has beaten my soul pretty purple over the last year with our ups and downs and just general TODDLERSUCKNESS. Yea, I said it. Three years old behavior is just a great…

2016 365 Project: Year in Review

  …Ok…I get that it’s February 12th…and that everyone was doing their “Year in review” posts about oh….6 weeks ago, but I finally found a phone app that would do this ALL FOR ME…so in truth, I believe the wait was worth it. We could also say that for once my procrastination just really paid…

Great Wolf Lodge: Chlorine Oasis of the East Coast

When we were talking to Luke about his big 4th birthday plans, he couldn’t make up his mind about where he wanted to throw his party. Everyday it was a different place…this basically told me that he had zero preference and really just wanted cake and to play with his friends. So I got to…