The Bachelor Recap: The women tell all…

This is what ABC titles the “reunion” show right before the big finale. Do we agree with this term? Cuz…I didn’t hear anything but a bunch of scorned women jumping on the “he didn’t ask me any questions about myself” train that Andi started. I think it should be called “He didn’t pick us, Boo”…

The Bachelor Recap Week 8.5 :: It’s NOT OK::

I applaud ABC for their masterful editing to make it seem like Juan Pablo was a giant d-bag to all 3 girls on the fantasy suite date…Kudos…You masterful manipulators you. I settled in last night, expecting an evening of just utter drama and sob-festness. Instead, I got 3 really boring make-out sessions and one self-involved…

The Bachelor Recap ::Week 5:: Do you JUAN a tissue?

The past few weeks…have just been one big warm up session to the big sob fest from doe eyed, nothing in the brain, shear (get it cuz shes a hair stylist) trampy, crazy town that is Clare. Hello Trampy Clare, so glad you could join us. You make for good TV amidst an INCREDIBLY BORING…

The Bachelor Recap:: Week 4:: Seoul Juanderful

Get it…Seoul…cuz they were in South Korea…and Juanderful cuz his names Juan and it sounds like “won”….heh….heh….heh…. Last night was a collection of hot mess city. HOT MESS.     The gaggle of geese are told they are going to South Korea!! And we all know that 90% of them had no clue where they…