Ho Ho Ho it’s Jo Jo Jo.

Monday nights are great again. Why? WHY?! You have to ask me why?! Since you asked. IT’S CUZ THE BACHELORETTE IS BACK. And because there is a God, the bachelorette is not Caila with her Snow White princess hair…it is Jo Jo. Sweet, sweet, booze lovin’ Jo Jo with her middle part, ombre hair, and…

Bachelorette Recap: Knock Outs, Drowned rats, and Bad Jokes.

Welp, here we go, it’s date timeeeeeee. First week of group dates and there are already some characters starting to emerge. You have Jared, who seriously looks like he is in his senior year at Hogwarts Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or Vampire School. Either way, homeboy does some dark magic in the back section…

BYE BRIT. Oh…um, spoiler?

AND WE’RE BACK. (Live blogging in hopes of providing a more accurate depiction of what my brain thinks during this episode…you are warned). We last left Brit sitting dramatically in front of that fire place and there she still sits…man her butt must be tired after an entire 24 hour pause of events and to…

The Lady Baches Are Back. Now one of you go away.

It was like waking up on Christmas Morning yesterday knowing that at Monday night at 9pm two hours of rose infused douchery was at my viewing pleasure. It’s been too long since Farmer Boy Chris selected his nasally fertility love goddess Whitney and I was having some serious made for tv drama voids in my…