The Bachelor Recap:: Week 4:: Seoul Juanderful

Get it…Seoul…cuz they were in South Korea…and Juanderful cuz his names Juan and it sounds like “won”….heh….heh….heh…. Last night was a collection of hot mess city. HOT MESS.     The gaggle of geese are told they are going to South Korea!! And we all know that 90% of them had no clue where they…

The Bachelor Recap: Week 3: Tonsil Hockey Gone Wrong

Ok, let’s just get this out of the way. SHARLEEN IS THE WORLDS MOST AWKWARD KISSER ON THE PLANET. She may be the worlds most awkward opera singer in the world. More on this later. Last night episode included the following: 1. Lots of crying 2. Lots of spit swapping 3. Some awkward group dates…