Bachelorette. Episode 3.1. Run Down.

Last season I did a post on all of the time’s I just about lost it watching the episode of the Bachelor where the ladies were being chased by stinky wild pigs in the ocean… And since I am a firm believe in never recreating the wheel (look at that consulting term that has stuck…

The Bachelor Recap: The women tell all…

This is what ABC titles the “reunion” show right before the big finale. Do we agree with this term? Cuz…I didn’t hear anything but a bunch of scorned women jumping on the “he didn’t ask me any questions about myself” train that Andi started. I think it should be called “He didn’t pick us, Boo”…

The Bachelor Recap Week 8.5 :: It’s NOT OK::

I applaud ABC for their masterful editing to make it seem like Juan Pablo was a giant d-bag to all 3 girls on the fantasy suite date…Kudos…You masterful manipulators you. I settled in last night, expecting an evening of just utter drama and sob-festness. Instead, I got 3 really boring make-out sessions and one self-involved…

The Bachelor Recap Week 8 ::I Juan-a meet your family::

HOMEEEE TOWNNNNNN DATE. The week is finally here. The week where we finally get to meet all the peeps these 4 lovely ladies have been word vomitting about for the past 8 weeks. The people who are so important to these girls that they just left them for a month to be on a TV…

The Bachelor Recap Week 7 ::Dear Diary::

This weeks recap will come in the form of Juan Pablos diary entry… Querido Diario (Dear Diary)- Hola mi amigo! We are in Miami! I am so excited to get to see mi familia and most importantly my numero uno KAHMEELAAAAA. It was fun to fake drive around the city and pull up to the…