Teeth.

Dear teeth. Why are you such a life ruiner…why must you ruin peoples lives. You bust your way through gums all high and mighty demanding to be noticed…and really? Why…why must you be so mean about it. Do you find it enjoyable? Are you feeling neglected up there hiding behind the gums? We know you’re…

My lil piranha

I’ve never been scared of teeth before. They chew food for me, they’re super handy. In general, I find them enjoyable….until my kid grew a set. He didn’t grow teeth though, I’m pretty certain of it. He grew razor sharp shark teeth that are designed to give me anxiety…this is a joke right? Right?! My…