The Bachelor Recap Week 8 ::I Juan-a meet your family::

HOMEEEE TOWNNNNNN DATE. The week is finally here. The week where we finally get to meet all the peeps these 4 lovely ladies have been word vomitting about for the past 8 weeks. The people who are so important to these girls that they just left them for a month to be on a TV…

The Bachelor Recap Week 6 ::Juan-a go home?::

8 girls left +1 mumbling Venezuelan dumb dumb= One awkward situation. Da girlies skid addle from Vietnam to New Zealand (upgrade) for a week of sheep, green, big bouncing balls, and hobbits. Just like every other week…we start…with a one on one date. Now, these chicks can do the math (or so it appears that…

The Bachelor Recap: Week 3: Tonsil Hockey Gone Wrong

Ok, let’s just get this out of the way. SHARLEEN IS THE WORLDS MOST AWKWARD KISSER ON THE PLANET. She may be the worlds most awkward opera singer in the world. More on this later. Last night episode included the following: 1. Lots of crying 2. Lots of spit swapping 3. Some awkward group dates…

The Bachelor Recap: Week 2: Queen Victoria

So….I have to be honest…I hate the bachelor. Like really hate it (Im still going to watch because I’m so invested at this point and I have GOT to see what sorta cat fights that Kelly chick starts…). Last night did nothing to change my mind on that front. Where to begin… Can anyone explain…