Bachelorette. Episode 3.1. Run Down.

Last season I did a post on all of the time’s I just about lost it watching the episode of the Bachelor where the ladies were being chased by stinky wild pigs in the ocean… And since I am a firm believe in never recreating the wheel (look at that consulting term that has stuck…

BYE BRIT. Oh…um, spoiler?

AND WE’RE BACK. (Live blogging in hopes of providing a more accurate depiction of what my brain thinks during this episode…you are warned). We last left Brit sitting dramatically in front of that fire place and there she still sits…man her butt must be tired after an entire 24 hour pause of events and to…

The Lady Baches Are Back. Now one of you go away.

It was like waking up on Christmas Morning yesterday knowing that at Monday night at 9pm two hours of rose infused douchery was at my viewing pleasure. It’s been too long since Farmer Boy Chris selected his nasally fertility love goddess Whitney and I was having some serious made for tv drama voids in my…

The Bachelor Recap: The women tell all…

This is what ABC titles the “reunion” show right before the big finale. Do we agree with this term? Cuz…I didn’t hear anything but a bunch of scorned women jumping on the “he didn’t ask me any questions about myself” train that Andi started. I think it should be called “He didn’t pick us, Boo”…

The Bachelor Recap Week 8.5 :: It’s NOT OK::

I applaud ABC for their masterful editing to make it seem like Juan Pablo was a giant d-bag to all 3 girls on the fantasy suite date…Kudos…You masterful manipulators you. I settled in last night, expecting an evening of just utter drama and sob-festness. Instead, I got 3 really boring make-out sessions and one self-involved…