Bachelorette Recap….Nick is back….I’m dead inside.

What the fizzle sticks is going on with this season…I watch it with my mouth hanging open the entire time (not JUST because I’m shoving wine and cookies in my mouth the entire 2 hours), but because this show is BLOWING MY MIND. First off…Clint. CLINT. CLINNNNTTTTTT. How does one go from the front runner…

Bachelorette Recap: Knock Outs, Drowned rats, and Bad Jokes.

Welp, here we go, it’s date timeeeeeee. First week of group dates and there are already some characters starting to emerge. You have Jared, who seriously looks like he is in his senior year at Hogwarts Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or Vampire School. Either way, homeboy does some dark magic in the back section…

BYE BRIT. Oh…um, spoiler?

AND WE’RE BACK. (Live blogging in hopes of providing a more accurate depiction of what my brain thinks during this episode…you are warned). We last left Brit sitting dramatically in front of that fire place and there she still sits…man her butt must be tired after an entire 24 hour pause of events and to…

The Lady Baches Are Back. Now one of you go away.

It was like waking up on Christmas Morning yesterday knowing that at Monday night at 9pm two hours of rose infused douchery was at my viewing pleasure. It’s been too long since Farmer Boy Chris selected his nasally fertility love goddess Whitney and I was having some serious made for tv drama voids in my…

The Bachelor Recap: The women tell all…

This is what ABC titles the “reunion” show right before the big finale. Do we agree with this term? Cuz…I didn’t hear anything but a bunch of scorned women jumping on the “he didn’t ask me any questions about myself” train that Andi started. I think it should be called “He didn’t pick us, Boo”…