Bachelorette. Episode 3.1. Run Down.

Last season I did a post on all of the time’s I just about lost it watching the episode of the Bachelor where the ladies were being chased by stinky wild pigs in the ocean… And since I am a firm believe in never recreating the wheel (look at that consulting term that has stuck…

Ho Ho Ho it’s Jo Jo Jo.

Monday nights are great again. Why? WHY?! You have to ask me why?! Since you asked. IT’S CUZ THE BACHELORETTE IS BACK. And because there is a God, the bachelorette is not Caila with her Snow White princess hair…it is Jo Jo. Sweet, sweet, booze lovin’ Jo Jo with her middle part, ombre hair, and…

25 Times I died last night during the bachelor.

Last nights episode…was just a work of art. It was created for bloggers in mind, in my selfish opinion. Watching¬†last nights episode felt like I was floating on a fluffy cloud of acceptable judgement.¬†From the opening credits…to the montage of upcoming season sob fests, I was just beaming with delight. UTTER DELIGHT. I had high…

Mutant mouth strikes again.

My consistency of word vomiting every thought I have about this Bennerific season of the bachelor has been subpar. But in all honesty, I would just be repeating “Blonde betches be trippin” over and over again or “Oh look, Jubilee is pouting again”, and that would be about it. But last night…Oh…last night. Was the…

Lace, Lace, in your Face.

Lace is a gift from the blogger gods. Are you watching this season of The Bachelor people? Can we just all agree that once Lace goes away it’s just going to become the season where everyone makes fun of how large Olivia’s mouth is? Jokes like… I think she can eat a pineapple vertically in…