I did it! Yes, ME.

Luke just completed his first year of preschool. Let’s use the term “completed” loosely because it’s not as if he had a curriculum or anything he had to “Accomplish” to move on to the next class…only thing he had to do was show up, not bite other kids and get kicked out, and to have…

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Ho Ho Ho it’s Jo Jo Jo.

Monday nights are great again. Why? WHY?! You have to ask me why?! Since you asked. IT’S CUZ THE BACHELORETTE IS BACK. And because there is a God, the bachelorette is not Caila with her Snow White princess hair…it is Jo Jo. Sweet, sweet, booze lovin’ Jo Jo with her middle part, ombre hair, and…

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Great White Shark, Great White Shark.

I am constantly attempting to get Luke to tell me the things he does at school. This is how our exchanges at pick up often go… Luke get’s in the car all happy and jolly and often sweaty and I dig right in. Tell me all the things tiny one. Mom: Watcha do at school…

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Embarrassed Emoji x1000.

Theres a park on a horse farm near us. You get to play on a playground and watch people ride their horses on these little courses. It’s charming. Well, let’s reverse for a moment. It was charming before my toddler pooped under a tree there. Now it’s no longer charming, but tainted. Tainted with toddler…

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You’ll turn into goldfish.

Today, we took a picnic to have lunch with Pete at his office. Knowing my kid’s eating habits (aka granola bars and rice cakes only), I opted out of the peanut butter sandwich and just packed a collection of snacky snacks, cuz pinterest lunches aren’t on my agenda. I threw in the usual suspects and…

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