We did it.

I’ve attempted to write anything worthy of writing all summer…and fall…and it’s just felt like life was on cruise control and there was nothing witty in my brain to spill out. Welp, the break is done y’all, cuz we went to Walt Disney World with two children under the age of 4, lived to tell…

Can we have a minivan? DERPPPP. NO.

My son has a love affair with minivans. And I have a strong hatred of them. It’s an interesting dilemma. I have lost count of the number of times Luke has asked for a minivan. He’s also asked for another dog, which I have loudly screamed in reply, FAT CHANCE! He saw the doors open…

Bachelorette. Episode 3.1. Run Down.

Last season I did a post on all of the time’s I just about lost it watching the episode of the Bachelor where the ladies were being chased by stinky wild pigs in the ocean… And since I am a firm believe in never recreating the wheel (look at that consulting term that has stuck…

I did it! Yes, ME.

Luke just completed his first year of preschool. Let’s use the term “completed” loosely because it’s not as if he had a curriculum or anything he had to “Accomplish” to move on to the next class…only thing he had to do was show up, not bite other kids and get kicked out, and to have…

Embarrassed Emoji x1000.

Theres a park on a horse farm near us. You get to play on a playground and watch people ride their horses on these little courses. It’s charming. Well, let’s reverse for a moment. It was charming before my toddler pooped under a tree there. Now it’s no longer charming, but tainted. Tainted with toddler…