Disgusting things my son does.

I dunno what happened. But in the last two weeks, my kid has kicked up his nasty-level to “megatron gross I’m gonna barf” level. I know, he’s a boy. Boys are gross. But even a person with a brain the size of his probably wouldn’t do all this stuff…right?! Or is this normal…I’m hoping normal…because…

Welcome to Soccer Bugs.

When thinking about managing a toddler and an infant during the upcoming cold months, I started thinking to myself…”where oh where can I send him to burn off energy”… I’ve been going around to a bunch of places in NOVA looking for the best “indoor sweat inducing nap creating tiring out spot” for the kid…

HARK! THE HERALD SLEEP ANGELS SING!

Wait for it… Wait… Are you ready… HE SLEPT IN THE BED ALL NIGHT. I CANT BELIEVE IT. IM GONNA DIE. AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT HES NAPPING IN THAT S.O.B RIGHT NOW AND DIDNT EVEN WAKE UP WHEN THE BELOVED TRASH TRUCK WENT BY HIS WINDOW…. IM SO HAPPY I COULD DIE. But then…life…

Can you tell me how to get…

…How to get to Sesame Place? Sure, drive up 95 north, and bam, it’s on the right. We took tiny tot to his first theme park…at 19 months old…yes, we did. We didn’t go alone though, we took 4 additional handy helpers in the form of grandparents along with us to help soften the blow…

Uhhhhhh….help.

So. It’s the end of July….somehow that happened. Baby 2.0 is scheduled for eviction Oct 20… Meaning I have approximately 3 ish months to get tiny tot Goggin number 1 to sleep in lovely new big kid bed he now has in his in-progress big kid room… As of right now…he thinks its a fun…