Stuff I like.

Bachelorette. Episode 3.1. Run Down.

Last season I did a post on all of the time’s I just about lost it watching the episode of the Bachelor where the ladies were being chased by stinky wild pigs in the ocean… And since I am a firm believe in never recreating the wheel (look at that consulting term that has stuck…

Ho Ho Ho it’s Jo Jo Jo.

Monday nights are great again. Why? WHY?! You have to ask me why?! Since you asked. IT’S CUZ THE BACHELORETTE IS BACK. And because there is a God, the bachelorette is not Caila with her Snow White princess hair…it is Jo Jo. Sweet, sweet, booze lovin’ Jo Jo with her middle part, ombre hair, and…

The Doll Kind.

My daughter loves anything she can snuggle. She has a token move where she holds it out then pulls it to one side and lays her check on it and just grins. Sometimes she’ll stroll around the house this way and I often wonder how she’s able to stay upright, but she’s mastered the “side…

25 Times I died last night during the bachelor.

Last nights episode…was just a work of art. It was created for bloggers in mind, in my selfish opinion. Watching last nights episode felt like I was floating on a fluffy cloud of acceptable judgement. From the opening credits…to the montage of upcoming season sob fests, I was just beaming with delight. UTTER DELIGHT. I had high…

Mutant mouth strikes again.

My consistency of word vomiting every thought I have about this Bennerific season of the bachelor has been subpar. But in all honesty, I would just be repeating “Blonde betches be trippin” over and over again or “Oh look, Jubilee is pouting again”, and that would be about it. But last night…Oh…last night. Was the…