SJG: 2 Months Old

The third in line to the throne is 2 months old (err 9 weeks at the time of this posting, but close enough for government work as we used to say….or maybe that was just me). He’s spent these past few weeks, doing one thing and one thing only, holding all his chub close to…

Porky Pig.

I think I gave Shep the wrong animal emoji upon his birth (the things I think about at 3am). I picked a sweet sheep to carry him through the instagram world because…Shepherd…herding sheep…baa baa black sheep, obvious right? However he’s proving that his true spirit animal is actually…..a pig, pig nose one included. CUZ HE…

An original lullaby about babies.

If you had asked me how my kids would react when the baby arrived, it probably would have gone something like this: “Emma will probably be shouting “Emma help you” every 5 seconds and spend her entire day say “Awww, baby so cute” and giving him kisses. Luke will probably pop in and out, give…

It was only 4 French Fries…

I’ll never look at Five Guys French Fries ever the same…and no it has nothing to do with food poisoning or a bad reaction or anything…but because it forced me to endure 8 hours of god awful labor and I forever will be salty towards them (get it…salty…heh heh). I prepared myself to go into…