Christmas is exactly 2 weeks away. And I have bought exactly 20% of the gifts I need to buy…I know what you’re thinking…”man she is really on top of things”…it’s fine, I’m humble about it.
Last year, I outlined exactly what it was that Luke in all of his 11 month glory wanted for Christmas. Ya know, things like power strips and empty boxes. This year though…he’s got his eyes set on some other glorious items:
1. ALL OF THE WAFFLES
First thing the kid says when I get him in the morning, “Daddy?”…(cuz I am a poor substitute because dads normally on wake up duty)…and then it’s “WAFFLES!”. No, “Good morning mother, I had a lovely dream about puppies and unicorns, may I please have some waffles”. No. It’s just. “WAFFLES”. Yesterday he helped himself to two frozen waffles from the freezer…and he ate them…in all their frozen glory. Gobbled them right up. So yea, a box of frozen waffles please.
2. ALL OF THE TRAINS
Kid.Goes.Nuts. For.Trains. We can’t go anywhere there MAY be a train without either riding the train, playing with the train, pointing at the train and screaming “CHOO CHOO” or screaming about how we want “MORE CHOO CHOO” if we left too early. Little does the kid know…this is he is ACTUALLY getting. I am SO tempted to put it together now and just give it to him because I know hell play with it for hours…come on Christmas.
3. ALL OF THE JUICE
Apple juice. Pink lemonade. “Mamas juice” aka Diet Coke, he’d like all of this by the jug full. You are welcome future dentist. Just yank all the teeth out because I can’t keep him away from the stuff…he goes into the shakes mode after 24 hours of no juice-age.
4. ALL OF THE PAW PATROL
Every episode at his finger tips please. Oh and on his own little TV would probably be better so that he doesn’t even have to bother me to put the darn dogs on again for the 800th time. I CANNNNTTTT ANYMORE.
5. ALL OF THE SLIDES
Slides for him. Slides for cars. Slides to toss balls down. He just wants a slide somewhere in this house. Preferably better than the make shift ones I’ve tried to make outta boxes and couch cushions…#wetoopoorforslides
6. ALL OF THE BALLS
No matter the shape, size, texture. He just wants to have them, toss them, chase them, have you thrown them at his face….the list goes on. BALLS NOW.
That’s it. That’s all he wants for Christmas. The girly one, she just wants milk and pacis, so guess what shes getting?! 🙂
Someone motivate me to Christmas shop…like now….GO!