Wait for it…

Wait…

Are you ready…

HE SLEPT IN THE BED ALL NIGHT. I CANT BELIEVE IT. IM GONNA DIE. AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT HES NAPPING IN THAT S.O.B RIGHT NOW AND DIDNT EVEN WAKE UP WHEN THE BELOVED TRASH TRUCK WENT BY HIS WINDOW….

IM SO HAPPY I COULD DIE.

But then…life ya know…that evil sense of humor it has.

My dog still has fleas…somehow…even though we take her NO WHERE (cuz were great dog parents) and we’ve never had an issue before…the fluff ball has bugs…icky…creepy…crawly…bugs. I spent the morning vacuuming all parts of my house and washing my couch. Did I mention it also smells like old spice everywhere because thats what the fancy all natural flea meds smell like?? Vom.IT.

Tiny victories I suppose….either way…this flea infested (syke she only has like 3 but its enough to FREAK ME OUT) day…is a good one.