“I slept like a baby last night”

…is the stupidest saying on the planet. This saying is spose to let people know you slept “uninterrupted” and “sound as sound can be”. Well let me tell you how MY BABY has been sleeping….not like that. So, now when I hear “I slept like a baby”, I’ll just assume they meant that they got up ever few hours, ravenous for food and comfort…

Buddy boy had been sleeping like a champ.i.on. 7 to 8 hour stretches, only making me get up once…I was loving life. I thought I’d conquered this whole “Sleep” thing….UNTIL…

The dreaded 3 month sleep regression…apparently this is a thing…

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…a thing that I want to murder and wish away…far…far…away.

Wee one is 14 weeks tomorrow, making this stupid, erroneous, unnecessary sleep regression thing a part of my reality…it is oh so helpful that he is adorable and ya know…my responsibility, when I trudge to his room for the 2nd or 3rd time before dawn to comfort the lil bugger…We don’t really have to go through these things ya know…you could just go on being sweet, content, sleepy Luke until your like 18 or something…i wouldn’t mind…

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"So you're saying I should sleep all night without snacks?...i'll have to think about that...yea, that wont work for me"
“So you’re saying I should sleep all night without snacks?…i’ll have to think about that…yea, that wont work for me”

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It's all fun and games for you isnt it kid...
It’s all fun and games for you isnt it kid…

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My babies, human and furry.
My babies, human and furry.

My Babywise book, which I’m about to chuck into my fireplace, says we should be sleeping 10 hours and eliminating the late night feeding…well…i tried that the other night…and let me tell you something oh babywise author…you.be.wrong.

I will conquer this so called “regression”…until then…
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And the next time someone says “I slept like a baby”…I’m going to punch them in the jugular. That’s all.

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