I know you’re all cozy and tucked up in there, enjoying your last few weeks of womb time, but if you don’t give me a lil break with the heartburn…I may lose it. I know it’s not your fault and that you’re just trying to make room for yourself in there, but I’m not such a fan of the feeling that I just swallowed burning hot coals.
Also, if you could scooch just a bit to the left so that you’re not pressing on that nerve in my back…that’d be nice too :). You do this for me, I’ll make it worth your while on the outside…promise. We’ve got a bout 5.5 more weeks to go, let’s make them comfy on both of us here :).
Your demanding mother.