Am I alone?

In hating those facebook apps that track peoples pregnancies…

I don’t need lil fetus pics filling up my news feed. I don’t need to know that at week 18 “Their skin is now covered in a waxy cheesy substance called vernix caseosa, which protects their oh-so-delicate new skin from bruising, abrasions, and chapping from the amniotic fluid they’re swimming in”. It’s great that’s happening, but you just ruined my appetite for my oatmeal, so now I hate you.

Let’s keep facebook a safe space free of your uterus updates.

And, when the baby comes, let’s keep those hospital photos where you’re all sweaty and half naked private. Those should be yours…and yours alone.



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