On my bi-monthly Monday evening drive up 270 to dance class, I was flippin through some really bad radio channels. The stantard 99.5, 101.1, 91.9 had nothing exciting to offer me. Then I got caught up on 98.7, and this incredibly creepy schizophrenic country song came on:

I get that country songs get free reign to write about basically whatever pops into their head….but this takes it a bit too far for me.